It's a Love/Hate Thing

SUMMER!

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mom:
how come you never help me with chores
me:
mom:
i gave birth to you and raised you
me:
mom:
you take everything for granted
me:
mom:
i bet the other kids aren't like this
me:
mom:
i never ask you for anything
me:
mom:
i have to do so much around the house
me:
mom:
i work 40 hours a week for you
me:
mom:
i'm so hurt
me:
want me to take out the trash
mom:
IT'S TOO LATE NOW I'LL DO IT MYSELF YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE

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Mom:
are you ready to leave
Me:
yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me:
Okay I'm ready
Mom:
Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap

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using my mom's/dad's money:
im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money:
$2? maybe that's too much..

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n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

mugglehumor:

iamsecretlyabanana:

slayingdarkness-withbelief:

random-call-me-that:

lvndrwolf:

paranormole:

shinytumbles:

angrypodsolnechka:

infini-tree:

hartley-twins:

awesomecoolwhip:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

My butt. :c

I’ve been killed or repeatedly injured a lot in my older life.
God damn.

Birthmarks near my right eye and thigh.
So someone shot me in the thigh and did a headshot???

My left ass-cheek…

I took an arrow to the knee….

The inside of my right knee…

So I was shot right where my skull meets my spine, below that, and right above my butt? Really? They felt like they needed to shoot me that many times?? SAVAGES.
My face, under my armpits, my leg, my chest, and my ankle. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???

dude, right on my heel….

Stabbed right on the side of my left knee. With like an ax.

shot just under my right butt cheek and my arm… cool. 

guys i’ve got one on my ankle and one on my vagina… WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

my boob………… perverts.
I HAVE ONE ON MY VAGINA TOO HOLY SHIT

n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

mugglehumor:

iamsecretlyabanana:

slayingdarkness-withbelief:

random-call-me-that:

lvndrwolf:

paranormole:

shinytumbles:

angrypodsolnechka:

infini-tree:

hartley-twins:

awesomecoolwhip:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

My butt. :c

I’ve been killed or repeatedly injured a lot in my older life.

God damn.

Birthmarks near my right eye and thigh.

So someone shot me in the thigh and did a headshot???

My left ass-cheek…

I took an arrow to the knee….

The inside of my right knee…

So I was shot right where my skull meets my spine, below that, and right above my butt? Really? They felt like they needed to shoot me that many times?? SAVAGES.

My face, under my armpits, my leg, my chest, and my ankle. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???

dude, right on my heel….

Stabbed right on the side of my left knee. With like an ax.

shot just under my right butt cheek and my arm… cool. 

guys i’ve got one on my ankle and one on my vagina… WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

my boob………… perverts.

I HAVE ONE ON MY VAGINA TOO HOLY SHIT